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Re: Fagwear and gaydars
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It all began with an odd discussion: a gay friend of mine and a female friend of mine, upon seeing a guy walking his dog 2AM, wondered if this apparently lonely guy was gay or not. The female friend thought he was, but the gay guy said the poor sap probably wasn't gay because of the way he dressed - it was too "straight", and if he was in the closet, he was successfully flying beneath the gaydar.
When I realised there was a whole unknown homoworld around me, as I never really found a purpose for a working gaydar in my heart, my inquisitive mind decided to simply find out whether if I too went unnoticed.
So , I asked him, you know I'm straight simply because of the clothes I wear?
Actually , he said, I know you're straight because I know you, but gaydars would defintely detect you because of your clothes.
Flabbergasted, I remained pensive until I got home. My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that, so I didn't really have a chance to ask him why my fashion sense is gayish. But I know, Jake, Josh, and all the jokers here can help me in this quest.
Semantic drifts notwithstanding, is there anything gay about cargo pants, bucket hats, and plaid shirts!? What kind of clothing makes your gaydar go off? There's a fab new world I can't perceive out there |
Getting stoned I see...
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