In a chemistry lecture, my professor drew up the molecular structure for ethanol and asked us what molecule it was. Nobody responded immediately, and he shouts, "Really? You guys don't know what this is? This is the shit you put in your stomachs every weekend. Ethanol! When I was in college, we stole this stuff from the organic chemistry labs, and I suggest you do the same!"
Nov-27-2008 04:25
iella
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Location: WA, USA
I slipped this op art into my psych professor's presentation.
Nov-27-2008 05:41
Krypton
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Location: Texas
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Originally posted by iella
I slipped this op art into my psych professor's presentation.
During one of my math lectures I always sat at the back of the class using some sketchy half broken table with a chair and just chilled most of the time.
Anyway, midway through the year we started a lecture on some topic, can't remember which and the prof opened up by saying "guys, this is gonna be some of the hardest shit iv.." stops mid sentance, tilts his head, squints at me and says "Nick, why are you spooning the computer monitor?" Everyone turns around and looks at me and I'm in some awkward ass position full on groping the 19" CRT and I just reply "uhhh, I needed some emotional comfort, sounded scary" and everyone burst out in laughter.
The best class disturbances that I remember though were my law classes from high school. We had a really sick teacher who followed his own style and did a lot of theory and questions and case studies to get us thinking (I respect that shit now) and every discussion there was always some argument and everytime someone yelled out a variation of "GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID IT HURTS" or "JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP"
I love it when people get centered out, so funny.
Nov-27-2008 07:41
elFreak
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Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
i got a blowjob during a lecture on italian film noire back in 99.
Originally posted by hundred
damn you guys are lucky to have cool ass professors
I usually try to entertain my students as much as possible, because it's hard to learn a language if you're not relaxed and "into it". I'm often cracking jokes and giving them the most far-fetched examples, in order to break the "serious" tone of the class when it becomes unbearable.
By the way, I love the desperate look on their faces whenever I say there will be an exam on the following week
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Nov-27-2008 12:20
Acton
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
Haha lovely flash of porn there.
Personally, theres nothing funnier then farting incredibly loud in a lecture theatre with 300+ students, then immeadiatly turning to your friend next to you and shouting his name in disgust. Good times
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In the last year of my undergrad I took a first year course for extra credit called "Countercultures"
It was based in music and we studied groups that invoked some sort of rebellion to "mainstream" culture/music
We studied hippies and heavy metal and stuff like that
The last unit was women's appropriation of punk rock and lesbian rock groups. The first year guys were all excited and they all cheered on the first lecture when the prof was introducing the unit to us.
She put up some slides of this group (I think they were called Lez Zeppelin) and all you see is these fat butch women with buzz cuts and this guy yells out
"WHAT THE HELL - THESE BITCHES ARE UGLY"
The prof turned beet red and didn't say anything
Turns out she had asked a member of that group to come in as a surprise guest speaker that day and she was sitting in the front row LOL
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Nov-27-2008 14:09
Sunsnail
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quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
In the last year of my undergrad I took a first year course for extra credit called "Countercultures"
It was based in music and we studied groups that invoked some sort of rebellion to "mainstream" culture/music
We studied hippies and heavy metal and stuff like that
The last unit was women's appropriation of punk rock and lesbian rock groups. The first year guys were all excited and they all cheered on the first lecture when the prof was introducing the unit to us.
She put up some slides of this group (I think they were called Lez Zeppelin) and all you see is these fat butch women with buzz cuts and this guy yells out
"WHAT THE HELL - THESE BITCHES ARE UGLY"
The prof turned beet red and didn't say anything
Turns out she had asked a member of that group to come in as a surprise guest speaker that day and she was sitting in the front row LOL
oh lawd!
Nov-27-2008 14:27
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
In the last year of my undergrad I took a first year course for extra credit called "Countercultures"
It was based in music and we studied groups that invoked some sort of rebellion to "mainstream" culture/music
We studied hippies and heavy metal and stuff like that
The last unit was women's appropriation of punk rock and lesbian rock groups. The first year guys were all excited and they all cheered on the first lecture when the prof was introducing the unit to us.
She put up some slides of this group (I think they were called Lez Zeppelin) and all you see is these fat butch women with buzz cuts and this guy yells out
"WHAT THE HELL - THESE BITCHES ARE UGLY"
The prof turned beet red and didn't say anything
Turns out she had asked a member of that group to come in as a surprise guest speaker that day and she was sitting in the front row LOL
