I thought most local DJs were good at sucking the cock. Isn't it the primary skill for a local DJ? (that question is rhetorical because I know damn well that it is)

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i don't know, im not a local dj. no dick sucking for me. i plan to skip the local scene and go from my house to going global.

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Who knows, the guy is a fucking guru. I can't wait to name my kid "Maven". Yes, Im dead serious. I suggest you guys name your kid the same.

either way you need to put out some damn good music first

you don't have to skip the sucking dick part if you don't want to, but it won't really help launch a global career out of music, so mostly it is just for fun and to stroke the ego

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and the tonsils

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ and the tonsils

mainly the tonsils

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I wish I was a good dj

yeah, me too

me 7

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you guys are so nasty roar

Yeah its a damn shame the thread directed to me got hijacked with posts about dick sucking. Aint that a bitch.




In lighter news, the goddamn raccoon on steroids showed up again after I came home from night school. (I intentionally left a pile of food out there) I closed the garage door to minimize the report, put the red dot where that big black eye was, and BLAM. Bits of blood and brain matter had to be cleaned off the wall, and if it wasn't for the fact the sumbitch probably had a ton of diseases, I would have fed him to my cat. Trash comes by in the morning and he's taking a trip to the landfill.


Final Showdown:

Raccoon from Hell - 0
Corporal Matthias, USMC - 1

Good riddance biatch!!

Last edited by Matthias on Dec-04-2008 at 06:22

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Originally posted by Matthias Yeah its a damn shame the thread directed to me got hijacked with posts about dick sucking. Aint that a bitch.

Yeah apparently if you not on a world wide tour or if you dont play music that consist of a bunch of (pops, clicks, and ticks with some deep bass at 120 bpm) your a cocksucker.

right

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Originally posted by Matthias Yeah its a damn shame the thread directed to me got hijacked with posts about dick sucking. Aint that a bitch. In lighter news, the goddamn raccoon on steroids showed up again after I came home from night school. (I intentionally left a pile of food out there) I closed the garage door to minimize the report, put the red dot where that big black eye was, and BLAM. Bits of blood and brain matter had to be cleaned off the wall, and if it wasn't for the fact the sumbitch probably had a ton of diseases, I would have fed him to my cat. Trash comes by in the morning and he's taking a trip to the landfill. Final Showdown: Raccoon from Hell - 0 Corporal Matthias, USMC - 1 Good riddance biatch!!

haha...nice.