Oh don't take me serious. It makes me feel bad.

someone cue alice deejay - better off alone

but seriously if your answer to both of my questions is no then you should be fine. If the answers change to yes... prostitutes. Good looking, but not too expensive.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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someone cue the divinyls - i touch myself.

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and then there is barbina

for her obv..

You know what? It's OK! Mrjivebojangles is breaking up with his girlfriend soon so you'll be able to use her as a rebound.

call me old fashioned, but sex is pretty shit for me unless i actually like/care about the person. it's just over glorified masturbation otherwise, and i get nothing out of it. so yeah, the rebound tactic will surely fail for me.

Well I'm the same way...and I did the whole "get under someone else" thing. He turned out to be the love of my life, and 10 years later we're still together.

Oh yea i forgot you have moral issues. That must cause undue stress.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by echosystm call me old fashioned, but sex is pretty shit for me unless i actually like/care about the person. it's just over glorified masturbation otherwise, and i get nothing out of it. so yeah, the rebound tactic will surely fail for me.

yeah, i hear you. still though, glorified masturbation still contains glory.

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The only glory I see in masturbation is if you can cum in your palm and slap someone with it.

edit- and then proceed to yell 'GLORRRYYY'

Silence of the Lambs, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie Silence of the Lambs, lol.

or the jewish version where the nightmare is that the women squeal like a pig when he catches them.