Originally posted by bas
Show up with a bottle of Wild Turkey, an economy size box of condoms, some lube, a home enema kit, illegal fireworks, a porno mag, and possibly a second home enema kit.
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Dec-11-2008 20:49
Silky Johnson
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Cook dinner for her.
Dec-11-2008 20:50
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Boca Raton
quote:
Originally posted by bas
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Dec-11-2008 20:51
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
Give her the People's Elbow for Christmas.
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Dec-11-2008 20:59
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
Ygrene just initiates them into the gang. That's the best gift anyone can get.
Dec-11-2008 21:02
Dr. DAS
Gain Control
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City
Spa treatment...pick a package for a mani/pedi or something for like $60-80.
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Dec-11-2008 21:19
Project-K
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Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Laval, Quebec
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Cook dinner for her.
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Dec-11-2008 21:25
ChemEnhanced
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
nothing like anal to put her in the christmas spirit
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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
well im fucked for money this year also.. credit crunch yadda yadda.. fiancé lost her job a few weeks back. so we're struggling right now. so its probbaly gonna be an ultra cheap xmas.
im a graphics designer/signmaker so i decided im gonna make something for her.. so i took 2 photos of us both [taken on seperate occaisions] and messed about with them in photoshop. and im gonna make 2 canvas pictures out of them at work, for her, to put in our house
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