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Originally posted by david.michael Just say "Masturbate? EWWWWW YUCKY!"

this

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Originally posted by XaNaX lol you don't know women very well

Heh, point taken. That problem is one of the reasons why I would not personally go with that option. Even so, I think it is in most circumstances a significantly better approach than answering directly.

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Originally posted by Acton There is never a right answer with women

that is the correct answer

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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

You say - "Honey, I don't need to mastrubate. I think of you and jizz just shoots out of me."

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Originally posted by Arbiter Personally, I would probably avoid answering by making fun of the question in a way so as to effectively change the subject. Alternately, you could respond directing the same question to them -- then, simply give them back whatever answer they gave you; they can't very well hold it against you then, can they?

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Originally posted by aNYthing You say - "Honey, I don't need to mastrubate. I think of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS."

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Originally posted by fayraree

I dunno how you do it but I take off my pants when I take a shower.

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whenever one of these trap questions comes up I just say something like "remember that (purse, pair of shoes, pair of jeans, etc pick one) you were telling me about the other day, I was going to buy that for you what brand was it again?"

works 99% of the time you never have to answer

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Originally posted by aNYthing I dunno how you do it but I take off my pants when I take a shower.

lol SNL joke

Last edited by on Dec-17-2008 at 16:13

"Yes"

Seriously, she has to accept that your fantasy life contains more women than just her (and some at the same time), but she needs to know she's included.

Or, you know, check and see what the internet would do before giving her an answer.

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The correct answer is, "fuck yea! you're so damn hot baby I can't help it."

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