Registered: Nov 2001
Location: NY - Toronto, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk
i'm sorry heres how:
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy
LoL
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Jun-06-2002 03:12
Trancender
I leave em...you love em.
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Montreal
I am 16 also and just recently "Engaged" (got a gurlfriend)
I'm looking @ a good year b 4 gettin sex.
My advice is to work on her thats all but if u've been with her 4 more that a year and she still isn't ready take |MI|k's advice and
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy
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Jun-06-2002 03:48
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah
*note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug
Jun-06-2002 03:50
Dj Fred Lamar
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Georgia/Florida
quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk
heres waht you do
1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents
2. go to LA
3.get a ho
4.get aids
5.die
haha...good one....but if you don't wanna die.....bag it with about 5 condoms......
Nah.......invite a girl that you liek over to ur house and do stuff.....then stuff eventally leads to other *cough* stuff.....
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Jun-06-2002 03:53
inatrance
Arcteryx ClimbAddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
Re: Advice from a Lovely lady
quote:
Originally posted by Lovely
be respectful of your girlie, it will pay off in the long run. - Lovely
Lovely you are so smart! I try my best...
Jun-06-2002 13:26
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
bend her over and stick it~!
hahaha ya heard...
but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works
Jun-06-2002 21:00
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug
Sweet.
Jun-06-2002 21:44
inatrance
Arcteryx ClimbAddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
I'm waiting until, I'm married
Jun-06-2002 23:40
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah
*note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug
that's sick.
quote:
but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works
good advice. then you'll know if she wants to or not.
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Jun-06-2002 23:48
cHiLD
tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: London, England
I can't believe how many of you are willing to take advantage of a girl. You think getting us drunk and using our vulnerability to get laid is fun?! What the fuck is wrong with you? Whatever happened to a meaningful relationship and sex that is based on love?
Here's a wake-up call to all you guys out there:
HAVE SOME RESPECT!!
The world isn't full of drunken whores with no dignity.
Why would you want to ruin a girl's life?
To males "getting laid" is some kind of accomplishment, but to females IT MEANS ALOT MORE.
If you want to have sex with your girl, treat her right. Don't tell her you love her unless you mean it.
Once you love and respect each other, talk about going further. If she doesn't want to talk about it, she's not ready. If she's ready, well...you all have imaginations.
Jun-07-2002 00:13
tranceDJ
The Music Tickles My Ears
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: USA
Well I hope you guys know its considered rape if the girl is drunk and you are not and you have sex.
I would like to have sex as well but I'm not willing to go to those lengths. Also, don't be out just for sex...thats just stupid. I've seen people do stupid things when they're just out for sex...usually someone gets hurt.
Jun-07-2002 00:14
inatrance
Arcteryx ClimbAddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
//Milks words
quote:
i'm sorry heres how:
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy
//Juricimo Responded with
quote:
here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM<
//Milks Response to JM
quote:
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Juricimo
here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM<
yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh
sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted
your one sick sick fuckhead lmilk, I thought you were cool, untill you thought it was cool/funny to rape people