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Every time I see these Maury videos posted, I cross my fingers in hopes of seeing a girl I went to high school with. It was freshman year so she was only fourteen or fifteen.
I was home sick one day and what else is on TV around noon but soap operas, Judge Judy and Maury. Clearly, the only reasonable choice here was Maury. It was a whole special on these girls, and after fifteen minutes he says, "Coming up, Lauren!" and they show her backstage; a girl I'd known all the way through kindergarten. Now, I knew her to be a massive bitch and was certain she'd been getting banged since sixth grade, so this was no surprise to me.
She comes out, goes off to her mom about how she does coke, fucks thirty-five year-old men, etc. Meanwhile, I've fallen off of the couch in hysterics with tears streaming down my face. I go to school the next day and a friend of mine sees me from the other end of the hall and goes, "DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! You know what I saw on TV!?"
Needless to say, I was on the bus at the end of school that day. The second my friend and I saw her we busted into laughter so loud that everybody else got quiet and turned around to look as stared at her. Nobody else seemed to have seen what we saw. She walked by us, said, "Fuck you guys I don't fucking care what the fuck you saw. Bunch of fucking shits," and sat down by herself and started crying.
Random story, sure, but I've been searching for the video of her for years now and have never had any luck. 
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