Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by Audigy7
Just don't drink too much and end up with a "contaminated sample" because it's so diluted. The only real way to get THC out of your system is to exercise as it's stored in your fat. Exercise like hell the week or so before and then hold off the last couple days so you're body stops getting rid of so much of it (as it ends up in your pee).
But yeah, if you're in shape (or don't have a lot of fat) and have a decently fast metabolism, you should be in the clear for sure.
my metabolism teh suxorz, being honest. gotta work extra hard to shed pounds. I hope I can prolong the test for another week. Gonna hit the gym starting next monday.
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Dec-31-2008 06:02
NeoPhono
Übermensch
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: In Orbit
Yeah, like has been said -- if you're a chronic smoker and decently overweight, it can stay in your system up to a month. If you're an occasional smoker and in decent shape, only a few days.
Dec-31-2008 06:03
Audigy7
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Eugene, Oregon
quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Enough to make one have to urinate. Only collect midstream. The Vitamin E colors the urine yellow so it doesn't look so clear.
Agreed. I've heard of Vitamin B-12 for coloring purposes as well.
If you really need to 100% for sure pass, though, I'd recommend this.
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Dec-31-2008 06:13
Audious
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2006
Location:
I always have to laugh at people I know who won't apply for a job because there's a drug test.
It's like... really? You can't quit smoking weed for a month in order to get a job?
Oh the fake urine depending if its just a dip test or a lab test will determine a lot as well. If you try to pass fake urine to an actual lab most of the time they can tell the difference. But if your goign with the fake urine route make sure to get a 5 hour heating pad to keep the urine warm right up until the test.
Dec-31-2008 14:57
Capitalizt
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: USA
water FTW... If you drink lots and lots the day before and day of the test, you will be super hydrated, it anything extra you drink should go straight through you without time to absorb anything. Piss before you leave the house then drink another 1/2 liter on the way to the test.
= win.
Dec-31-2008 15:15
keddo
u alright mate
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Stockholm
everyone of ya are my idol hehe go ahead and be positive in a piss test its only the way of life
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Jan-01-2009 03:56
factory81
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: Luxembourg Military
I was on probation for 3 years and I passed drug tests no problem....even with less than 24 hours clean.
My friend also did the same...
We came to the conclusion that instant tests are retarded as fuck. Those flushing drinks just add color to your piss, but they do work.
You mainly want to just suck down a bunch of cranberry juice, beer, and anything else to make you piss.
Just drink until it hurts. I drank water until I was puking.......
Jan-01-2009 05:23
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
The dilution method is a hopeless dream that will either make you incredibly sick or only hold up given the cheapest of tests done by the most careless of labs - the best you can hope for is both.
If you want a surefire way to pass a piss test get yourself a bottle of Quick Fix at your local headshop/porn store, nuke it for 10 seconds (uncovered) prior to your test, and wrap a hand warmer around the bottle with a rubber band.
Put it in your pocket, pour it in the receptacle, pass your drug test.
I hope I can prolong the test for another week. Gonna hit the gym starting next monday.
