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Originally posted by Domesticated If Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot, then you could dig a hole with that pointy shovel that Aniston calls her face. No appreciation. Shit actor too.

This

during my 2 weeks of unemployment, i happened to catch an episode of oprah for the first time in my life lol and jennifer was on and of course oprah mentioned the brad and angelina thing and even though she answered it with a laugh like "psh, can we please move on from this?" you could tell she was like almost fighting back tears and angger and i felt so bad for her. i was like aw man oprah shut the fuck up and talk about how hot she is for christ sake!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moongoose Im one of those people in the extremely small minority that think that she looks better than Angelina.

Yeah I don't get how Angelina could be considered better looking, she is a man.

MAN

What's with all the celebrity threads flying around?

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Her tits look tiny in those bikini pictures. There are thousands of women I'd rather have, but I'd still knock the back out of her if given half a chance.

i used to have a crush on her when i was a kid

also +1 on angelina jolie not being that hot, aside from "hackers" (i fucking <3 that movie) she's just "meh"

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Originally posted by Moongoose Im one of those people in the extremely small minority that think that she looks better than Angelina. My frieds lways give me a WTF look if this somehos comes up in a conversation. Anyway, i appreciate Jennifer Anniston.

same here. i like it that she kinda has a weird nose and striking facial features (she is half greek). she has one of those hot, tiny little tan bodies with great boobs and ass....and once again...she is 40! i look at her and i'm just like wow.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I say she looks all right.

But I do have to admit. Her photos in the New York Times and GQ do look pretty hot.

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch I say she looks all right. But I do have to admit. Her photos in the New York Times and GQ do look pretty hot.

i bought that GQ issue because of her. she's hot.


HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Rodrico Dude you married your cousin, how the fuck do you have the balls to tell her she doesn't have taste in women?

Well when I went balls deep in your sister she didnt complain so you should stfu as well.

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Originally posted by UmmiE Well when I went balls deep in your sister she didnt complain so you should stfu as well.

Likely story, I'm sure your sister appreciates the dishonesty though.

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Originally posted by UmmiE Well when I went balls deep in your sister she didnt complain so you should stfu as well.

cheating on your cousin with a sister? PFFTT! u are a piece of work mister

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone