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We had our hands full during our brief visit to AVN, and somehow we missed the RealTouch, a NASA engineer "designed and tested" manhood-pleasuring device The RealTouch plugs into your computer's USB port, where it syncs with videos from various adult movie stars. A dual track of variegated rubber runs inside the unit, with a water-based lubricant reservoir making sure that none of your sacred parts catch on fire.

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i just bought one

gianna's Huge tits just sold me

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Originally posted by bas Clearly you didn't read the site. The actual mechanics make me lol, looks like sticking your dick in a belt sander

i browsed around a bit, seemed like they were trying to convey most if not all of the information via video rather than text, and the video lagged, so i couldn't be arsed. even went to the gay half of the website, and saw that they use the same device, rather than something with a dildo.

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Originally posted by bas belt sander

exactly what i saw


no way my piece is going near that

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Originally posted by nefardec lol i would never stick my dick in a machine

What do you think sex is?

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Originally posted by DJ Shibby What do you think sex is?

as far as i know my girlfriend doesn't have a power source

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Originally posted by nefardec as far as i know my girlfriend doesn't have a power source

It's her heart... remove it and see what happens.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 It's her heart... remove it and see what happens.

ok, ill do that

point is im not sticking my dick in anything connected to the electrical grid, or anything with metal parts inside

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Originally posted by Psy-T i browsed around a bit, seemed like they were trying to convey most if not all of the information via video rather than text, and the video lagged, so i couldn't be arsed. even went to the gay half of the website, and saw that they use the same device, rather than something with a dildo.

They have tranny videos! But you fuck them in the ass.

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It syncs with videos!?

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"a water-based lubricant reservoir making sure that none of your sacred parts catch on fire"

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