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Originally posted by Carlos Pereira Pussy and Tricia both sound like two things I'd hit.

Hey go back to sharpie ******ass.

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Originally posted by Zild Hey go back to sharpie ******ass.

someone's mad he's getting his bacon-strips taken away from him...

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Originally posted by Carlos Pereira someone's mad he's getting his bacon-strips taken away from him...

I already ate the bacon mongo. Nice try though.

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Well this went over really smoothly.

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Originally posted by Carlos Pereira Jake, you'll never get your cherry popped thinking like this. Relax son. The world is too big and life is too short to label one, such as Sharper, an "ugly" being.

First off I don't like blonds or shorties, but besides that I tend to find beauty from the inside out, and sharpie is rotten to the core. I can't help her there. Plus my ideal girl based off the first few I dated is tall, pale skin, green eyes, dark hair, intelligent, and likes good music. Sharpie meets none of those requirements. She's like a dried up sharpie that won't write anymore, so you throw it away and buy a new one.

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It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by Zild shorties

see the one on the left with the chola jersey? That's what I'm talking about.

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Originally posted by bigsnail i have a cat. her name is Cat. sometimes, Catrick Swayze.

This is the best post EVER!

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First off I don't like blonds or shorties, but besides that I tend to find beauty from the inside out,

Why do the unattractive or XXL people always say this???

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Originally posted by Carlos Pereira Pussy and Tricia both sound like two things I'd hit.

i with ya on that. TAG TEAM!

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Last edited by maddraver on Jan-17-2009 at 19:00

Only thing worse than an ugly chick is a short stupid ugly chick like sharpie.

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Originally posted by Ph03n1x Why do the unattractive or XXL people always say this???

While unattractiveness and that jazz is your expertise i'll chime in from a baller's point of view. I need my women to be both beautiful physically and emotionally. Ugly on the inside but pretty on the outside is still ugly, same with pretty on the inside but ugly on the outside. I require both.

Now I expect you to write a 28 page thesis on why! Get to it!

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Last edited by Zild on Jan-17-2009 at 19:53