it looks like an ass with cellulite..and a heart..

put it on ebay for shits an giggles..make sure you provide the link so i can drive the price up for you..just don't expect payment..

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Originally posted by Abercrombie win her heart fomr her tummy"?

haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

nooooo way. A guy who can cook well is so dreamy <3

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Originally posted by Intangible nooooo way. A guy who can cook well is so dreamy <3

hehe i know just kiddin'

just in my culture we have a saying that a way to guy's heart is through his stomach

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew hehe i know just kiddin' just in my culture we have a saying that a way to guy's heart is through his stomach

Its a very popular saying here too. But I try to ignore it since Im a horrible cook.

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

you mean the road to win a girl's heart is not through her stomach?

dammit!

*buys new road map*

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

I'll trade you for a penis shaped potato.....also great for Valetine's Day.....

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Originally posted by Yohan you mean the road to win a girl's heart is not through her stomach? dammit! *buys new road map*

Dude, you need a GPS.

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Originally posted by cammaxwell I'll trade you for a penis shaped potato.....also great for Valetine's Day.....

I'll trade it for you for a sexy sandwich.










Ok, now seriously... I'm thinking...

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If your Valentine loves potatoes, what is more loving than giving him or her a real naturally-shaped potato in the shape of a heart? Especially if Irish! I discovered this spud in a bag of potatoes bought this week at the supermarket. It's RARE and one-of-a-kind! It seems as it was naturally created for this very special holiday. Mother Nature created it with LOVE. You can multiply your love by using it to make scalloped potatoes by slicing it thinly several times. Win your love through his/her stomach! Valentine's Day is only a couple weeks away, surprise your love with the most unique Valentine's Day gift anyone could possibly get!

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Originally posted by MikeyN Dude, you need a GPS.

Even with that, women have too many dead ends and detours. The shortest way will never get there. You gotta drive a long time around a few blocks before the car warms up and get there.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Even with that, women have too many dead ends and detours. The shortest way will never get there. You gotta drive a long time around a few blocks before the car warms up and get there.

and more like finding your destination by accident

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded