I had this other girl who got drunk and started crying one day because I made fun of Mickey Mouse.

Haha i thought! No haha, she was damn serious.

There can be no crazy chick thread without Pablo Francisco.

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Originally posted by Taranis I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins

Agreed. I met, took to dinner and first fucked the love of my life whilst completely fucked out of my gourd.

I seem to attract crazy dudes. Guys who tell me I am their soul mate after a three weeks, guys who are ultra clingy, guys who say 'I love you' after a week, psycho stalker possessive guys who freak out on another guy if he so much as glances in my direction.

...One time, I swear I was dating Napoleon reincarnated.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Jer greed. I met, took to dinner and first fucked the love of my life whilst completely fucked out of my gourd.

INVERSELY.

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Originally posted by Krypton I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

Is Yukii Fayaree's alt?

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Originally posted by Lira Is Yukii Fayaree's alt?

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i fully admit that most chicks are out of their mind batshit insane crazy, but guys can be just as bad... sometimes worse.

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Originally posted by Domesticated INVERSELY.

Half in the bag, didn't read it correctly. Fuck you. No, wait. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.

But I hope we can all see eye to eye about the phenomenal sex that one usually gets from crazy chick's...Be it the sex itself or the ability to know that that you'll never love her so you can bring up and and every sexual desire and her crazy ass'll pretty much be down for it all.

God bless'em that is from 300 ft away,don't want her ass breaking that order of protection

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Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
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night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

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Originally posted by whiskers "If you ever cheat on me, I'll find you and cut your thing off"?

i fail to see whats so crazy about this statement

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Originally posted by Banora ...One time, I swear I was dating Napoleon reincarnated.

lol. that's awesome.
small penis, but overinflated ego?

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded