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Originally posted by VDub "Today, my friend and I were sitting next to each other. We were so high that we had to send text msgs to talk."

fuck my life.

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Originally posted by Dirty fuck my life.

hahah I hate when that happens

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Originally posted by barbina hahah I hate when that happens

IT WAS ONE TIME...lol.

at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie nah... lol... it just looked your own words when you didn't use quotes

lol I should have seen that one coming D'oh

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Originally posted by Dirty IT WAS ONE TIME...lol. at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen.

Fuck my life...

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

"Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a little person. FML"

www.grouphug.us

Also really old Lowbrow.com, that was the BEST site back in the day. The new format of it sucks shit.

'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'

Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though.

Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
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"Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML"

"Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML"

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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

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Originally posted by DigiNut 'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML' Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though. Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette.

When did you and your boyfriend break up???

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

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Originally posted by VDub When did you and your boyfriend break up???

Six years ago, and you apparently still haven't gotten over it.

P.S. Fag.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here