Originally posted by barbina
hahah I hate when that happens
IT WAS ONE TIME...lol.
at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen.
Feb-12-2009 18:32
Geoffb3
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Registered: Jan 2008
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quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
nah... lol... it just looked your own words when you didn't use quotes
lol I should have seen that one coming D'oh
Feb-12-2009 18:36
VDub
Scoundrel
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by Dirty
IT WAS ONE TIME...lol.
at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen.
Fuck my life...
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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
chinamon is INCH MOAN.
LOL so fitting.
Feb-12-2009 19:38
PurpleHaze
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"Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a little person. FML"
Feb-12-2009 20:28
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Also really old Lowbrow.com, that was the BEST site back in the day. The new format of it sucks shit.
Feb-12-2009 21:31
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'
Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though.
Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette.
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Feb-13-2009 01:12
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
"Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML"
"Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML"
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Feb-13-2009 01:36
exstasie
Hack Attack
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Toronto/Sauga, Canada
haha
quote:
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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Feb-13-2009 01:58
VDub
Scoundrel
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'
Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though.
Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette.
When did you and your boyfriend break up???
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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
chinamon is INCH MOAN.
LOL so fitting.
Feb-13-2009 02:37
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
quote:
Originally posted by VDub
When did you and your boyfriend break up???
Six years ago, and you apparently still haven't gotten over it.
P.S. Fag.
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