I thought this was a thred about bas breaking up with bunny...... so when i clicked it i had a giant boner thinking bunny was single.


Then i remembered bas is gay, and while the page loaded, i thought this thread was about bas breaking up with clovis, so i got a huge boner.


Now i know this thread is about neither, but my boner remains.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

Me too, but people don't like me. FML

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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol How old is this website? Yesterday, it seemed like all my friends were talking about it.

Dunno, I just heard about it yesterday.

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this seems like a less depressing version of grouphug.us

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

siiiick buuuurrnnnnn

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

+1!! Let us be your marketing team!

We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

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Originally posted by winston siiiick buuuurrnnnnn

I was serious. I fucking love his mixes.

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Originally posted by Lomeli +1!! Let us be your marketing team! We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

oh ok, serious then...boring. i was kidding

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Originally posted by Lomeli +1!! Let us be your marketing team! We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

lolol

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

Wow, that sounds like what happened to me today FML

My father once told me when they found out they're pregnant with me they flipped a coin on whether to keep me or not. Apparently i was lucky. I asked my mom about it and she denies it, naturally.

I believe my dad.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.