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Originally posted by Renzo How come she had your scarf in the first place? I bet she rubbed her pussy with it, the whore.

well we hooked up briefly at a club. I kinda snuffed her when we back to my buddies house. anyways we were supposed to meet for coffee that Wednesday. She never called or anything so i was like whatever. She ends up texting me at 6 am thursdya morning asking if i wanted to come over to play poker that night. so i went and it was a few of her friends and their bfs. a few hipster sorta dudes. I could totally tell they were all down with the hipster scene. cool, whatever.
Anyways I was like shit let me take these hipsters for their money, so i hustled my way through 3 hours of poker and ended up with about 100 bucks worth of chips.

its abt 10 pm and she gets up to go to work by bus. SO i was like hey listen let me give you a lift this way you can chill out for a bit and dont have to take the damn bus. So she gets to the point where she has to leave and whoopin major ass in poker. So I was like ok fine lets go and give my chips to her bst friend and im like "listen we're business partners now win the rest of it and we'll split it."

so i drive this chick to work and because i was in a hurry to drive her i forgot my scarf. so basically i gave up like 120 bucks and a scarf to drive her ass to work to be a gracious guest. so the next day i text her and im like yo i left my scarf bla bla bla let me know if its there and ill pic it up quickly because i got to fly downtown today.


no word.



3 days pass i call leave a message no word.

a week passess by i leave a facebook messgae. nothing


so im like fuck this. and i go to her house and knock on the door, and i see her in there duckin behind furniture. im like wtf.


so i leave come back the next day and all the lights ar eon but again nobody answers.

so im like fuck this and i go on her facebook wall and leave a message, like have some common courtesy bla bla bla


so then she posts on my wall and calls me a rude mother******. bla bla bla and says itll be outside TOMMORROW.

so igo by the next day and guess what it aint there. so i knock on the door and the tv turns off. im like god this fuckin broad is psycho.


so i think i went by one more time knockin on the door and nothing.

and then i get my friend to text her for it because he introduced me to this whacko. and she starts ignoring him.

so then thta shit happened yesterday and today i got it back.

ok, there is now a definitive need for a photoshop of you in a gay scarf.

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you have to fuck her eric because she sounds like one of those chicks that cry.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy so im like fuck this. and i go to her house and knock on the door, and i see her in there duckin behind furniture. im like wtf.

What a crazy bitch.

biggest fight for a scarf ever. this has been 3 weeks of fighting for a scarf. maybe even 4 weeks


but i won!

oh shit i forgot to add one small minor detail












shes portuguese.


also there was a portuguese scarf outside her door each time i went. and i thought abt burning it, but burning it meant my 120 dollar scarf gets burned

I thought this might be appropriate..

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wow what a bitch there was really no reason for all of that craziness

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 wow what a bitch there was really no reason for all of that craziness

there wasnt. shes crazy


i facestalked her one day and saw her post on her friends wall soemthing abt calling her therapist and her therapist told her to man up to life and past experiences and some other shit. that wa sthe point where i was like ok ok ok theres only one way im going to get my scarf back, im going to have be a persistent asshole until I either get the cops called on me or she finally breaks down. and if i can get her to break down in front of me theres a 75% chance i can get a blowjopb out of it

This thread is so cash.

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you still owe my buddy 10 bucks