italian for left: (from latin)

sinistra


politicians:

sinister

i'm right handed but jerk off with my left hand.

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Originally posted by elFreak i'm right handed but jerk off with my left hand.

thats because you need the right hand to click the mouse

no mouse, usually my right hand is used to hold the kid's face still because it is stronger than my left.

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Originally posted by elFreak no mouse, usually my right hand is used to hold the kid's face still because it is stronger than my left.

Sometimes I think "What if this person wasn't joking and was actually masturbating until ejaculation into a child's face?"

Usually, I just chuckle and click away. This time I thought I'd reply. So here's a reply. It's not much. But it's something.

I hope you liked it.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Lefty's rock! we're more creative, however we tend not to live as long as rightys. by like 7 yars (i think, i dunno google it.)

On the inauguration:

"I'm a lefty, get used to it."

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Originally posted by elFreak Just saw him sign some stuff during his visit to Canada and he is left handed!!!!!!!! This changes everything, i hate him now and he is the antichrist. discuss.

You're probably on to something. Can't be coincidence that his private limo he rides in is referred to by the media as "The Beast". Who else thinks he's got the same birthmark of "666" on his forehead or somewhere else on his body like Pope John Paul II did? Bah, we once thought Reagan was the anti-Christ as well since they both couldn't be assassinated successfully. We'll know Obama is the devil if he too survives an assassination.

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY ...but he jerks it with his right. Is that ok?

Just don't shake his hand.......

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by LinX Lefty's rock! we're more creative, however we tend not to live as long as rightys. by like 7 yars (i think, i dunno google it.)

maybe as a whole, looking at statistics, but clearly you as an individual are not, since this is maybe the 1500th time I've heard a lefty say this.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Sometimes I think "What if this person wasn't joking and was actually masturbating until ejaculation into a child's face?" Usually, I just chuckle and click away. This time I thought I'd reply. So here's a reply. It's not much. But it's something. I hope you liked it.

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shit thread.

who fucking cares, it makes no difference.
also. had you watched the inauguration you would have heard him when he signed
"mother ******s, im left handed, get used to it!"