i have a 16" cock

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Originally posted by Kryqton i have a 16" cock

dj tiesto's is still bigger

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couch-potato: have you ever considered going back to school?

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Originally posted by couch-potato HOWEVER I will not rest until I find my damn movies. I've done three shots so far with actresses Alektra Blue, Ann Marie Rios, & Sativa Rose. Sativa Rose is the BIGGEST DAMN slut in the UNIVERSE.

When you say shots, could you elaborate? What exactly did you get up to with them hoors?

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19 in 5 months and porn is your biggest aspiration? sad.

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can you cum on command yet?

LOL dude...

you haven't got a chance...

if your dick is not 9 inches at least you're going to be a no - name.

and if you're not jacked up on roids you'll never make it big (and the roids make your nuts smaller, which doesn't help you).

and since you look asian you will never be famous.

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Originally posted by phyrrus 19 in 5 months and porn is your biggest aspiration? sad.

You're all just jealous. If the kid wants to spend his life plowing sluts, then I say "good luck!"

I've fapped on Alektra Blue before.. does this mean there's a slight chance couch-potato had a share in this?

I think it does..

I wish I was you. All I'm doing to getting paid to make rockets that plow into milk factories and hospitals. Clock in with the same card, tighten bolts with the same ratchet, wheel off another product with the same cart, every day, every damn day.

You got it made, man. You get to live the life of multiple people everyday. Sometimes you're a pizza delivery boy, other times a zombie. You don't have to be "you", stuck with the same "you" faults and "you" daily monotony. You are the "hero" of that stage, both in your own mind and in the mind of an audience. You know you are a winner, and OTHER people know you are a winner. That is our difference. I, I'm just another pawn to the workforce, just another slave, another sheep.

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Originally posted by phyrrus 19 in 5 months and porn is your biggest aspiration? sad.

Right. Because this summer I have an internship with CBS studios working on the television show The Insider doing graphic animations.

Here's the setup at the studio:



I'm going to college as well, just like everyone else. Art is my major and I hope to do animation one day. A fucking director from Disney Animation Studios wrote my letter of recommendation for college because he saw my work.

Also, I'm writing a fantasy novel.

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