next time they come home tell her that the mailman dropped off a package for her and get one of those gag envelopes that say something like 'confidential herpes test results enclosed' on the outside.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

webcam and linky.

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Originally posted by Lomeli Entering The Rabbit hole takes on a whole new meaning.

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Originally posted by ******** here... no clue about his place... as far as the masterbating in doorway, I'm not keen on jepordizing the lease it is until the end of april, and I've subletted my other place. Also I can't stand manual ejaculation, and if they last longer. If it was two females way more plausable but he is a bigger guy (husky not fat) and I can't even stand at looking at group sex. and all I have going through my mind is double penetration, ... none the less, I'd have to be drunk or high to even think to do that... beyond a "uhm it might be inappropriate.. if I was having sex before.. but I'm generally not keen on masterbation in general it just isn't natural. not to sound too prudish. I'd consider double action on her, but masterbating in her doorway without an invite could piss off the guy and ruin their sex especially if they arn't into exhibitionism. my loss I suppose... I'm the type of person that can only feel comfortable looking at lesbo porn. I've seen so much of it naked chicks are almost like trees. None the less I have music, and I went out for a jog around the block, I think I'll do the jog. I just don't like in anyway being horny, while she is banging some other guy. No invite no participation, that is how I work, especially when I don't want to offend anyone.

I love how you actually considered masturbating in the doorway.

"Manual ejaculation", ha ha ha. You are a weird unit.

no? go peek, i am waiting.

Manual ejaculation. Brilliant.

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Originally posted by ******** Hey man east asia has a lot of mind over penis .

That's because their mind is bigger than their penis.

Voyeurism

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Originally posted by ******** *serious?*... any recommendations?

Play one where a chick gets fucked by a horse. That should throw them off.

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Whoa nelly. Don't get too crazy now.

Yea, we don't want you going buck wild.