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Originally posted by Acton Mess your hair up and where a lab coat.

wear sir, wear

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Originally posted by Ian wear sir, wear

Fixed

My head is in the bin today, too much Absinthe over the weekend.

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Originally posted by XaNaX if you are seriously asking this question in the cor then you don't have a prayer

Yeah, this thread is totally serious.

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Seems like the internet is indeed some damned serious business.

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Maybe you should go fuck yourself if you don't like it.

Soundly belittling everybody in your immediate vicinity.

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Originally posted by jennypie Study the material and always be the first person to raise your hand and obnoxiously answer every question the teacher asks before anybody else has a chance to.

Probably the worst possible advice. Good advice to look smart, but also good advice for making you look like a dick. I have a kid in one of my classes who sits front and center and does this, and I think I'm about on the same level with him, but he raises his hand for EVERYTHING. Classes are for learning, not doing everything possible to raise your grade. By answering every question before the slower people in the class have even digested the question, you're robbing them of their education imo. I only generally answer the questions no one else is getting. Still makes you look smart and like you know your shit, but without being an obnoxious prick about it.

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Originally posted by mezzir By answering every question before the slower people in the class have even digested the question, you're robbing them of their education imo.

So the stupids stay stupid, and you make yourself look like an over-achieving pedantic asshole. Since the entire notion of genius is a comparative concept, I'd say that plan has a pretty high chance of success.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Soundly belittling everybody in your immediate vicinity.

You mean something like:

"Could you again explain the concept behind xyz, I didn't quite understand it yet?"
"Sure, I'll try to speak slowly and use shorter words this time."
or maybe
"Are you an idiot?"

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I have always been fond of "Is that a serious question?" because it often creates an uneasy silence immediately after, as though I am saying something profoundly defamatory.

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Whats the presentation on? It's all about how you present the content. Try to sound as if what you're saying is fascinating.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So the stupids stay stupid, and you make yourself look like an over-achieving pedantic asshole. Since the entire notion of genius is a comparative concept, I'd say that plan has a pretty high chance of success.

Rofl, valid point. Now that I think about it, thats a fucking great idea if the class is graded on a curve

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