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Re: I ate all of my chocolate almonds
| quote: | Originally posted by babypuncher
I wish I had bought more. Now I'm sad. I heard people in the UK don't have beef jerky. I feel sorry for them. It makes me want to be an importer/exporter. I'm sure the children will embrace me as a king once they try it. I could mail you some if you ask me nicely. Honestly though, smoking meat (tee he he) is not rocket science. Jeez, I can't believe you created us.
Side note: I keep rubbing my cheesy popcorn hands on my pants. Is it wrong that it turns me on when my dog keeps licking it off? |
You're, like, extreme. And believeable. Yeah. Definitely. This should get a rise out of people. Why not throw in a bit about baby molestation as well? That'll be funny.
Fuck off, you worthless piece of human excrement. People like you are the reason the world is in the state it's in.
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