I see. How does your girl feel about kids? Actually, I think I've seen your girl. I think you might have posted a pic or seven thousand.

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Originally posted by Renzo I see. How does your girl feel about kids? Actually, I think I've seen your girl. I think you might have posted a pic or seven thousand.

haha... she LOVES kids, wants kids, and is ready when I am. I see bickering on the horizon.

You need a son, man. Carry on the family name. Besides, who else are you smoke weed with when he turns one?

good point

All in due time. If you love your cats as much as you say you do, a son or daughter will show you an even deeper love.

Soon enough you'll be listening to Air Supply and having cuddle parties.

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Originally posted by The17sss Forgive me if this is a subject that's already been discussed in the c0r... I'm still a spring chicken by TA standards. Anyway, I want to share a little experience and see if you all feel the same way I do. I visited one of my old friends this past weekend who had her first baby 9 months ago. She is one of the few people left from my original clique dating back to the 3rd grade, and the 2nd one of my true inner circle of friends to have had a baby recently. So, there I am at lunch with her and her baby... watching the circus that appears to be parenthood. I saw my friend all "amazed" and "wowed" at every little motion and/or sound the baby would make, and in my head I was saying, "I don't get it. That baby is just wriggling around with no control of its body... where's the amazement?" Then she would talk to it as if she was having a conversation with someone who truly undertsands what is being said. Again, I'm there thinking, "Ugh... how boring that must be. You know the kid doesn't know what you're talking about. Why are you wasting your time?" I know you have to communicate with them of course, but I feel stupid talking to babies and kids who obviously don't know what I'm saying... which is part of the reason I can't stand to be around them. You see, I have practially no experience with babies/infants/little kids. I want to like them, but I just can't find a shread of emotion for them. Everyone says, "well wait till you have your own... you'll fall in love instantly and undersand how amazing it is and blah blah blah." But what if that doesn't happen? I try to think, "well I feel this way because it's someone else's kid," but I really don't know. It's very discouraging but whatever... I can't force myself to enjoy their company. They seem so complicated, and why would I want to complicate my life for something that won't really understand me for possibly 20 years, is a financial burden, and has no guarantee at actually becoming someone productive or worthwhile? Anyone else get where I'm coming from?

Bingo. I feel exactly the same way. Kids are little cunts too.

Thank god my gf feels the same way.

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wait till she's 35 before u knock her up.

after she's 35 you wont get none so it doesnt matter what her veg will look like after the pregnancy

I don't like kids and I don't even like being around them.
I don't think they're funny, cute, or special.

I avoid them because I cannot summon a sufficient display of feigned awe and I end up offending the parents.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

I like to touch other peoples babies.... with my 9000 penises.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i didnt even like children when i was a child. and nothing bores me more than people who have nothing to talk about other than their kids. i use kids more as a means for talking to the parents. 'and hasn't mummy got tremendously big boobies at the moment!' i'll coo. but as far as giving a fuck about them, couldn't care less. they're like a pet but less obedient and less fun.

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To be fair though, the little new-borns are pretty cute, in their weird little way.

I love their tiny little, perfectly formed hands, with tiny little fingernails.

Makes my dick look huge.

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