$2000 to start a business.... unless you are gonna be selling hmm.. figures you made from pipe cleaner... on ebay ... that's not going to be enough. That wouldn't cover the rent of a shop and all the rates for a month.
And don't expect to be making money for easy the first year, who the hell has even heard of you etc?
Mar-15-2009 14:54
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by samochod
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
haha that was my first thought too
Mar-15-2009 15:23
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
pretend to be a religious man. give a bunch of seminars on the financial crisis and how the only true salvation is through god. ask for donations so you can spread the world and save everyone.
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Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Mar-15-2009 17:30
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
quote:
Originally posted by samochod
Phase 1: Cut hair
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
Originally posted by Dervish
$2000 to start a business.... unless you are gonna be selling hmm.. figures you made from pipe cleaner... on ebay ... that's not going to be enough. That wouldn't cover the rent of a shop and all the rates for a month.
And don't expect to be making money for easy the first year, who the hell has even heard of you etc?
I'm starting small. Not setting up a store right off the bat. $2000 would be enough to get something operating. A shell company.
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Mar-15-2009 18:09
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
quote:
Originally posted by ********
There are already churches in the community.. I'm actually an ordained minister. I could do talks but once again, who would actually show up for them. Anyone know if head shops are legal in Missouri? Likewise I'm not sure if I'd find people interested in a rub and tub or massage parlour. I could put out some adds, but if I could faciliate massages by fems working on commission, handling the linens and all that fun stuff. I'd like to provide things that don't already exist in the community, but not break the law or piss people off.
The shell thing.. you'd need financially liable directors too wouldn't you? If you incorporate you'd need atleast 3 people to be liable.. where are you going to find them.. although I always though "making business partners with terminally ill people could be lucarative.
Ergh. You're a fucking retard Krypton. People like you are the reason that world economy is so fucked right now. You can't just pull business out of a hat; they actually have to have substance and a function within society to succeed.
If meaningful businesses could be set up for $2000, everyone would be working for themselves. There's a reason they put that money in the bank instead.
Originally posted by idoru
This whole thread is hilarious.
Yvel doesn't even have a hearing where they will vote on licensing until early January.
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Mar-15-2009 22:47
nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
i've got literally a notebook filled with crazy business ideas ranging from awesome to hilarious
i dont want to post the awesome ones here but some of the random ass ones are funny:
"Affairs of State" social networking/dating service for politicians and interns
"Mondays" restaurant, like TGI Fridays, except it's themed like a cubical office. You eat in cubicals and get hassled by the waiters. you have to write memos to get your food. because every day should be a monday
I want to open a gourmet stew restaurant at the top of a hotel in las vegas that charges $500.00 for a designer shoe filled with gourmet stew. You're not just eating, you are eating artwork. Hobo style. only for the elite
FCK TV. A luddite television channel whose programs are basically old men on armchairs reading classic literature and listening to opera
like i said, these a few silly ideas, but I have some serious plans that I am putting in action for other things.
Mar-15-2009 22:53
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Ergh. You're a fucking retard Krypton. People like you are the reason that world economy is so fucked right now. You can't just pull business out of a hat; they actually have to have substance and a function within society to succeed.
If meaningful businesses could be set up for $2000, everyone would be working for themselves. There's a reason they put that money in the bank instead.
I said I was forming a fucking shell company. For fuck's sake, shut the fuck up...
