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Originally posted by Ania_xox Or generate income for the state by swimming around in a pool and calling it British Sea World.

I like that idea, but I think it means we'd have to feed them even more, otherwise they might start to lose weight from all that exercise.

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Originally posted by DigiNut The one on the left appears to have three asses. If so, that probably is some kind of disability.

Well... there goes that beer. Spilled while laughing. The only acceptable kind of post-bar spillage.

As for that whole family. It's simple.

Execute them and melt them down for glue. It is, afterall, the only right thing to do.

Swine like these really aren't fit for anything more than sticking one thing to another, or fuel for old tyme oil lamps.

Whatever you do, don't walk around the block once or twice a day...your benefit check might blur from your sweaty ass' perspiration and become unreadable.

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Originally posted by DigitalMP Whatever you do, don't walk around the block once or twice a day...your benefit check might blur from your sweaty ass' perspiration and become unreadable.

Now, now. That's a reasonable fear for the standard government cheese devouring swine of this world.

These fuckin pigs can't possibly wear pants with pockets. Or if they attempt to, there's no way they could ever use said pockets. So no worries about that.

all this talk of fatties and food makes me want to go to get some poutine.

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We could always burn their fat and use it for oil


fuck people like that need to go make themselves useful and become human plugs for unnecessary holes (such as filling a gap in a broken dam or two)

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Using 'Miss' and 'Mrs' has been banned by leaders of the European Union because they are not considered politically correct.

lol. i guess we need more girls doing sex change BUT keeping the female reproductive organs JUST in CASE and THEN getting pregnant AND get lots of press as a FIRST pregnant male AND then getting pregnant again...

its a fucking bleak future. parent 1 and parent 2? spouse 1 and spouse 2??

how the fuck is miss and mrs politically incorrect??

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