Designated Driver







"Fosters, Australian for beeeer"

jk

bah .. hit the aussie as hard as u like, he'll just get up again.

if u think i'm lying, watch the sports we play. sure we play cricket. but we also play much harder contact sports than gridiron or hockey, and we don't fuck around body armour and helmets and shit...

trust me, aussie men don't all look or act like crocodile dundee (if u want proof:
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but believe me, once the fight is on, we all get in touch with our primordial roots.

just remember: we're all descended from the scum of 18th century british society

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Originally posted by webmeister just remember: we're all descended from the scum of 18th century british society

LOL

Damn Pom's

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Originally posted by webmeister trust me, aussie men don't all look or act like crocodile dundee (if u want proof: <-----)

Crocodile Dundee is so old school... LOL


I thought all Aussie men looked like the Crocodile HUNTER..

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"Fosters, Australian for beeeer"

BOO!!! Fosters is good and all for a beer, but i hate the way they claim its australian for beer. They brew the beer in canada, so it can remain an import to the US. But the thing is if i'm hearing all this stuff about australian for beer i want it to be imported from AUSTRAILIA!!! not canada. On a side note nothign against canada or its beers but its the principle of the matter...

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butterfly - what is a wang?
occrider - an object you stick into a poon.

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Originally posted by blazed it BOO!!! Fosters is good and all for a beer, but i hate the way they claim its australian for beer. They brew the beer in canada, so it can remain an import to the US. But the thing is if i'm hearing all this stuff about australian for beer i want it to be imported from AUSTRAILIA!!! not canada. On a side note nothign against canada or its beers but its the principle of the matter...

We hate it too

Fosters is far and away our WORST beer, nobody over here EVER drinks it. I don't know why it's so popular everywhere else, we have so many beers that are much much better than Fosters.

Sort of like the Crocodile Hunter really .. huge overseas, but nobody in Australia likes him.

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Here. As Orbax said walk over to the **** and twat him as hard as you can, but aswell don't stop go like a fucking madman cave his nose in, keep an smallish Iron bar in your pocket, when the others come at you say 'Yeah fucking want some aswell you ****s' pull it out and swing for the nearest bastards jaw with it, another one he's short grab him in the corridor and fucking grab his head push it downwards and knee him in the face as hard as you can. Be Shocking Be Ruthless Be most of all Crazy, you will get respect for it mate.

: HAHAHAAHAHAAAAA! This is by far one of the funniest things i have ever read posted on this forum. Damn! thanks for the laugh

hahahaha ftnb I know I'm encourage him to do GBH or violent assualt, but you know some people don't listen to words, and if someone was what I would call bullying me even though I never have been bullyed I'd do the same thing as I mentioned.

When people see you get pushed around they'll take Liberties and walk all over you, adopt a zero tolerence policy to everything be crazy you may get into trouble, but people will respect you aswell as fear you and not mess.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan hahahaha ftnb I know I'm encourage him to do GBH or violent assualt, but you know some people don't listen to words, and if someone was what I would call bullying me even though I never have been bullyed I'd do the same thing as I mentioned. When people see you get pushed around they'll take Liberties and walk all over you, adopt a zero tolerence policy to everything be crazy you may get into trouble, but people will respect you aswell as fear you and not mess.

Dj O'Callaghan we fear you in the physical form. Be it known as troublesome

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