I hate em too, but what ya gonna do man. :[
I mean really I hate to check if it's not not broken if it hadn't slipped off, plus finding one's which feel atleast OK is really hard. Fuckin exhausting

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Originally posted by winston pulling out FTW!

two of my illegitimate children and their respective baby mamma's say otherwise.

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Originally posted by david.michael What's worse than bragging about the size of your ePenis on the Internet? Bragging about the size of your real penis on the Internet!

LOL


honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between

i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really fucking pointless

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its is never pointless as long as you choke her back...NEVER.

double LOL @ edit

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Originally posted by Allied Nations LOL honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really fucking pointless

What's worse are the "climax control" ones. Tried those for the hell of it. Shit, never again.

You go in like, "yeah, I'm gonna smash this girl in for hours!"

Then, in 5 minutes, your penis makes a noise like a deflating balloon and feels like a dentist gave it a shot of novacaine.

Novocaine for the soul

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The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.”

David Bohm in “Art, Dialogue and the Implicate Order”, published in On Creativity RC (Routledge Classics)

just get drunk and take coke like everyone else if you want hours of humiliating her!

the last thing i need from a condom is fucking climax control.. shiit...


i can already go for hours in one of those fucking things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!!

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Originally posted by winston Novocaine for the soul

lol, that's begging for a Photoshopped version of a Trojan box.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations the last thing i need from a condom is fucking climax control.. shiit... i can already go for hours in one of those fucking things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!!

Maybe get some that are ribbed for her pleasure, and wear it inside out?

Or just think of Jessica Rabbit.




Wait, what?