saw this when you posted it on facebook, haven't done anything else since

Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: I'm real horny, should I jack off to this girl: http://www.bikiniriot.net/fh/04/car...pics/pic011.jpg or this girl http://promo.stunners.com/fhg/photo...nicole3/014.jpg
Stranger: ???
You: http://tinyurl.com/dkasw5
You: that one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(the tinyurl link i sent him was goatse)

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

I got this.
You: whore
Stranger: from uk?
You: california
Stranger: where
You: technoland
Stranger: do you have glow sticks
You: no but krypton does
Stranger: sac
You: ball?
You: haha ball sac
Stranger: ramento
You: next
Stranger: ?
You: do you like yanni?
Stranger: no, homo
You: homo? who do you think I am? you in 5 years?
Stranger: yanni. how old are you?
You: 12
Stranger: well I'm chris hansen
You: why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
You: no wait
Stranger: wut
You: can i ask you something?
Stranger: ghead
You: does the music sound better with me?
Stranger: are you yanni
You: nobye
Stranger: wait
You: what
Stranger: bye
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

You: john?
Stranger: yea
You: HI!
You: its me jaime
Stranger: REALLY?
You: just wanted to say thanks for the hot sex last night....OMG
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: By the way
Stranger: *This is Flora from OMEGLE customer support. We have had several complaints about you and this reply will be our first and last. If you continue with your rudeness we will ban your IP Number from our server.
You: hehehehe
[continued from above]
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You: so where do i go to complain about all the people who have harrassed me on here, eh?
Stranger: *We will also contact your service provider if this goes out of hand. We can shut down your service.
You: is there a 1800 number i can call?
Stranger: *Please this is you LAST warning
You: cause there are some sick people out there
Stranger: *This chat is recorded
You: are you coming on to me?
Stranger: *Your ignorance just makes it worst. If you have any complains, leave a feedback after every chat.
You: i just might do that
Stranger: *Just because people harrass you, it doesn't mean you should harrass them.
You: touche
Stranger: *Just to let you know, you have 4+ complains.
You: funny, this is only the 2nd time i've used this
You: so how does that work?
Stranger: *People could report more than twice, its not one time per person.
You: LOL
You: so i could just complain 5,000x on you , then , couldn't i?
Stranger: *If they feel that they need our attention, they could report the person as many time as they want.
Stranger: *Please, just stop your nonsense.
You: sigh

You: hey its Bas
Stranger: im hungry
You: from Bas & Clovis
Stranger: homg whats up
You: nothing man just mxiing
You: u know
You: like always hahahaha
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i cant believe this
You: clovis says whats up
You: oh shit new sasha g2g omg wtf
You have disconnected.

shits hysterical lmao

You: hi
Stranger: Hello sir/mam how may I help you today?
You: i need to order some pants
Stranger: Ok what would you like
You: 32" waist, 24" length
Stranger: Hold on our supervisor Dan works with husky sizes, I'll get him.
You: ok thanks
Stranger: *Transfers to Dan*
Stranger: Hi this is Dan, how my I help you today?
You: hi dan, i need to order some pants - size 32" waist, 24" length
You: maybe something in a plaid pattern, if possible
Stranger: 24" length? Sorry, I'll have to transfer you to our outlet store in Broomall, hold please
You: ok
You: *waits*
Stranger: *Transfers, cue easy listening to music, like on an elevator*
Stranger: Hello, this is Jamal how may I help you today?
You: hi jamal, i need to order some pants - size 32" waits, 24" length; plaid pattern if possible
You: i'm thinking a disco kinda theme
Stranger: Oh, bitch thats too bad, I just fuckin jacked all da shit from dis store you outta luck honkey. THE LEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD....COULD BE THE MEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD... IF ITS COOCKED THAT WAY AYAYAYAY

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hola
You: hablas ingles?
Stranger: como estas
You: estoy bien
Stranger: si, un poco
You: chido
You: do you like the penis?
You: *This is FLORA from omegle support. We regret to inform you your strange has been banned for sexual predator indictments in his or her past. If you'd like, you can leave feedback at our web site. http://tinyurl.com/dkasw5
Stranger: tu tienes un gato?
You have disconnected.

lol i win.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vienna?
You: venice
Stranger: venezuela
You: vermont
Stranger: vermouth
You: vancouver
Stranger: virginia
You: Valencia
Stranger: vietnam
You: Vladivostok
Stranger: vatican city
You: Versailles
Stranger: venn diagrams
You: Virgin Islands
Stranger: i'm embarassingly out of v words. I'm...I'm so sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

the aimbot>website

Stranger: ss?
You: *puts on wizzard hat and robe*
Stranger: oh hey
Stranger: remember me? i was shitting glitter
You: indeed, i remember the rainbow that came out of your bottom.. one of a kind
You: may i ask what is your secret?
Stranger: natural talent

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quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I'd laugh if one of us got the other.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie I'd laugh if one of us got the other.

well i tried to see if my opening line would find someone from here



You: HELLO, I COME FROM TRANCEADDICT.COM
Stranger: A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS
You: someone posted this website and said it was hilarious, what do you think of it?
Stranger: it's pretty addictive if you ask me
Stranger: I'm enjoying it
You: well, i wanted to show you how enthusiastic i am
Stranger: have you talked to many people yet?
You: 1
Stranger: me?
You: it did not go well..... it started with "i put on my wizzard hat and robe on*.. and well, it just got awkward after that
You: Was my opening line in here better?
Stranger: don't judge man
Stranger: we are all people
Stranger: yeah it was ok
Stranger: I've been to that website before
You: true, except for midgets


this one actually has continued going..... its kinda fun

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD