hold on hold on...we are talking about eating box here right?

carpet gobbling

rug munching???

right?

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Originally posted by smuncky you sure do love watching a certain person cook though.

lol I know. And I love everything on the food network. My love for good food has definitely grown in the past year and is continuing to grow. I used to hate trying new things, but now I embrace it. I prefer other ppl cooking for me, rather than doing it myself! lol

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And that's what's wrong with women today. Can't cook, won't clean, doesn't know how to darn a sock or sew a button on a shirt. Not saying women HAVE to do these things, but ffs every woman should know how to do them. I hope you make up for it by being awesome at sucking dick and/or jerking people off.

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Originally posted by jennypie And that's what's wrong with women today. Can't cook, won't clean, doesn't know how to darn a sock or sew a button on a shirt. Not saying women HAVE to do these things, but ffs every woman should know how to do them. I hope you make up for it by being awesome at sucking dick and/or jerking people off.

I may not be able to cook, but I can clean. And I damn love doing it. Cleaning, laundry, organizing things and handling finances impeccably . Those are my domestic fortes (or however you spell it). Cooking and sewing? No thanks. Sewing I'm willing to learn if I have something I need to sew.

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Yeah but what about giving a sick beej?

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Originally posted by jennypie I hope you make up for it by being awesome at sucking dick and/or jerking people off.

Speaking generally, that's only going to rescue the deal if you're also hot enough to be a trophy wife. Or if the dude is a total assclown I guess.

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah but what about giving a sick beej?

well...

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Good. Gooooood.

I'll learn to cook, for this day only:

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