|
Stranger: Time to get ready for the fucking Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.
You: WHAT IN THE FUCK?
Stranger: You know when you have to take a shit real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the fucking fuck is that about?
Stranger: A fan asks "KP, you ever stuck it to a midget?" and the answer to that is, YES & it was some of the best hot air balloon sex I've ever had.
You: The fact remains that there is a 7 out of 10 chance that Mr. T pitties you.
Stranger: Downside of having such a big dick is when you go to take a shit and you gotta keep your dick from hitting the fucking toilet water.
You: I don't have that problem, I'm asian from the waist down.
Stranger: Lick my shit, limpdick
Stranger: Pizza day in the cafeteria with a side of fucking nose candy.
Stranger: A man knows he's found his true third soulmate when she's willing to jerk him off on a roller coaster. Remember this shit, girls.
___________________
|