lol i dunno why - it just made me laugh. like it shouldn't matter at all - but since chach said it...i dunno...i just chuckled for some reason

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Originally posted by chach Seriously who can deny sexual chocolate

shit

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Originally posted by tubularbills shit

i wholeheartedly agree with this laughter though ...anyhow if this girl was black you KNOW she probably looked younger than she was. my people look young, typically. anyhow, all of this is just dirty.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 i wholeheartedly agree with this laughter though ...anyhow if this girl was black you KNOW she probably looked younger than she was. my people look young, typically. anyhow, all of this is just durty.

fixed?

she lied and said she was 16. 16 is legal, right? is he supposed to card the bitch everytime he sees her?

i think the dude's got a case for aquittal regardless whether he likes poking tweenies in the pooter or not.

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Originally posted by Q5echo she lied and said she was 16. 16 is legal, right? is he supposed to card the bitch everytime he sees her? i think the dude's got a case for aquittal regardless whether he likes poking tweenies in the pooter or not.

jailbait until 18

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Q5echo she lied and said she was 16. 16 is legal, right? is he supposed to card the bitch everytime he sees her? i think the dude's got a case for aquittal regardless whether he likes poking tweenies in the pooter or not.

It all depends on the laws of the state. Washington, for instance, makes it legal for anybody no older than 21 to have consensual sex with a 16 year-old, and no older than (I believe) 22 to have consensual sex with a 17 year-old. If this had taken place in Washington then, regardless of what he believed her age was, it would still be illegal.

Get there before the hair?

Florida age on consent is 16 to up to 23. Either way there are girls that are 13 that can easily pass as 16 or 18.

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Originally posted by chach Florida age on consent is 16 to up to 23. Either way there are girls that are 13 that can easily pass as 16 or 18.

The key phrase there is "up to." The second he hits 23, it's 18 and up for him.

I laughed at how they had to simplify 'sexual intercourse': '...which she described as putting his erect penis into her vagina.'

No, really? I thought the penis went into the ear.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora I laughed at how they had to simplify 'sexual intercourse': '...which she described as putting his erect penis into her vagina.' No, really? I thought the penis went into the ear.

"Sex" to her could've meant, "He touched my clit."