man, OP is a fucking creepy bastard

jizz in your pants

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 you must not be doing it right then, i've been at it for years and there's never a boring day

Unless you don't believe that first-time experiences can be psychologically (and permanently) attached to sensorial perceptions of that environment, the first time I went "all the way" with myself, I was listening to Death in Vegas-Dirt. I hear that song every time, and just thinking about the music video makes me feel uncomfortable. Like the devil is watching me and saying "Yes, do it, do it for the dark side."

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are you guys fucking serious

Yes, getting yourself off is fun
but I don't think I have ever put quite so much thought into it

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

masturbation is a chore. i don't "get all into it" and light candles n shit. im usually done in 5 min.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You mean isn't, right?

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Originally posted by Frenchie You mean isn't, right?

no i mean it is. it's just something i do as quickly as possible to get the job done.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

word

do what you gotta go and move on with the day

3 mins for me if I have been doing work beforehand because I sometimes get all tense working on an assignment and just need release a good spasm so that I can focus again

I get what you mean by chore. Sometimes the kitty won't shut up until you feed it.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i wank with my left arm while being right-handed overall. it's because when i was a kid i thought that would help straighten out my dick (as a matter of fact, most dicks are bent a little to the left)
since i broke up with my gf not so long ago, this thread unfortunately makes sense atm

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Have you ever heard of sexsomnia? its form of non-rapid eye movement (NREM) parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep. They can engage in these acts to either themselves or their partner, and usually do not remember doing so.

The best is when your dating someone and find out in the middle of the night that they have sexsomnia. Its a nice little surprise to wake up to