(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
My favorite was something along the lines of "I just saw that girl you left with - Chris Hanson is looking for you."
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May-07-2009 11:30
astroboy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
(816): Are you guys doing anything tonight?
(859): Krysta
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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187
May-07-2009 12:48
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
quote:
(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
May-07-2009 14:04
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
A friend once called me in the middle of the night and the conversation went like:
friend: Dude, you gotta call my girlfriend!
me: wtf? What's up?
friend: I wanna know if we're still together.
me: Why wouldn't you be?
friend: I might have dumped her earlier.
me: You might? wtf is going on?
friend: So I got really drunk tonight and then called her. Now I can't remember what I said, but I'm afarid I might have broken up with her. I gotta find out before I call her again, so you have to help me.
me:
