Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith There was an old lady
Who Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Andrew Dice Clay
fucking awesome
May-08-2009 19:55
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
She'll just adopt.
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants.
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May-08-2009 20:31
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She'll just adopt.
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants.
May-08-2009 20:37
-FSP-
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2008
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no more babies comming out of her octo-pussy.
someone had to say it!
May-08-2009 20:41
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants.
Hey at least we don't mooch off the government to support our cats!
May-09-2009 01:44
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Speak for yourself!
And I know you would find that unconscionable anyways, you righty overachiever!
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May-09-2009 01:47
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
I find it intolerable because the welfare scrubs seem to find the time to drunkenly fumble out kids at tax expenses when anyone else with a job is usually too damn busy to do it properly with some family planning.
The idiot will inherit the earth
May-09-2009 02:05
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
There's a movie you probably shouldn't see called Idiocracy. It's pretty awful, but the premise consists of a man being frozen for 500 years, only to wake up and find the world inhabited by complete morons, as all of the smart people refused to breed anywhere near as much as the stars of COPS did. Sounds like a horror, doesn't it?
I guess it was actually sort of funny. Anyways, my cats and I enjoyed it while we drank our Juicy-Juice and ate Government cheese.
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May-09-2009 02:09
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Smart couples tend to have kids who are dumber than they are, and dumb ones tend to have kids who are smarter than they are. It's called regression toward the mean. The human race is not doomed, you pessimists.
May-09-2009 02:12
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
I've seen it, the satire was probably too up-front and in the face for most people to enjoy as they'd see a mirror in the television...
COPS is great!
Sadly its on very late over here and full of horrid phone/sms sex ads, the channel showing it hasn't quite seen the irony in doing that.
edit: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.
May-09-2009 02:14
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Everyone Every American knows at least 1 person who was on COPS.
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May-09-2009 02:37
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Everyone Every American knows at least 1 person who was on COPS.
I don't, but I did know a guy who got on Judge Joe Brown for wrecking someone else's car while driving drunk.
