Bas is the answer, you god damn hack.

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more bas related entries. too bad they rejected this gem.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

1. igottaknow 31 thumbs up love it hate it

bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?

also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.
Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed
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2. igottaknow 20 up, 1 down love it hate it

getting gangraped on the internet. an internet punching bag. also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums
oh man last night i was walking down this alley and got igottaknowed by a gang of black guys
by anonymous Mar 16, 2005 share this



3. igottaknow 11 up, 2 down love it hate it

A pedophile who has a tampon/menstrual fetish and likes to discuss them on various internet forums.

Also know for mental breakdowns.
This igottaknow obsesses over used tampons and little kids.
douche lame n00b wart 1337
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1. vivid boy A child who manifested itself from the vaginal secreations of his/her mothers cum-stained uteran lining. Look at that Jenny, he must be his mothers proud vivid boy!

Ok thats not really in there, but it should be!

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Ok thats not really in there, but it should be!

joss 20 up, 63 down love it hate it

Joss means to be a bite sized elf that loves santa and is very cute and little. A Joss will grow in the future to be big and stong and will become a professional skier.

look at that joss over there!

http://www.ugotbling.com

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dervish 43 up, 27 down love it hate it (verb) to fuck your girlfriend in the ass right before you dump her, such that the last sexual contact you have with her is in the form of an ass-drilling. Man, I dervished the fuck out of her last night- I'm done with her crazy, lying, manipulative, played out ass.

Think 'TA' is on there somewhere.

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frankie goes to hollywood 10 up, 53 down love it hate it when you are fucking a girl doggystyle while she is on her knees then you stand up, while she is still on her knees and lift her up off the ground with your dick, and commence spinning her counter-clockwise. man, last night, that i fucked that trick laura right? man i went frankie goes to hollywood on her ass. by prancing pirate Sep 19, 2003 share this

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marblecake 170 up, 68 down love it hate it When, upon performing anal sex, semen and shit are mixed. Dominic asked that his boyfriend not wipe, then proceeded to marblecake him.

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1. hot lunch 1402 up, 371 down the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

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1. boston pancake 1434 up, 391 down When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I have to say, I find scat fetish impossible to understand. What is going on in these people's minds? "Fuck, the smell of shit makes me so fucking horny! I want someone to shit on my chest NOW!"

The distancing of oneself from fecal matter is both an instinct and an innate taboo of almost every culture I know of. Perhaps it is the violation of taboo, that is in fact the fetish, not the shit, itself.

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