47% and proud of it 
05/06. been in a fist fight. punched him on his nose too.
07/08. watched fist fight in real life. watched boxing on telly.
09. catastrophies excite me.
11. seen a "faces of death" video.
12. never been to a strip joint.
13. don't have a gun yet.
14. never threw a knive.
16. do forward disgusting pics to friends.
17. hate child porn.
20. homosexuality IS the work of the devil.
25. no girls want me.
26. golf is for sissies.
29. i hit her 'coz i love her.
31. don't like beer.
32. do gamble.
35/36. do steal, regardless of price.
40. never cheated.
42. but love is a big hairy lie.
43. would never sleep with relatives.
44. haven't been with a prostitute.
45. not because i can't afford them.
49. like to drink.
50/52. don't have a heavy metal tee or basebaw bat.
51. armpits smell fresh.
53. did doodle a swastika.
59. prefer wanking at night.
62. like coffee.
63. dislike horror movies.
64. smarter than most friends of mine.
65. better looking too.
67. honesty tops everything.
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