This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

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Originally posted by Big Boss This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

For sure.
The bryce's mom one and this one are pretty good of the recent ones:

(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

ha ha.

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Originally posted by Big Boss This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up.

Yeah I immediately noticed this as soon as I saw fmylife. One of them was like 'I was having a one night stand and when I was about to blow my load the girl wrapped her legs around me and yelled out 'be my baby's daddy'... as if that would happen anywhere else but in a movie.

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(403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."

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Paul

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Originally posted by pmoisse

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh man.....no comment lol

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

heh.

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(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

I desparately need that feature

(703): it wasn't lemon gatorade

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(847): Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

it amazes me how many people do blow

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48