There is one very easy phrase that solves this age old question.

"I wish I was the best in the world at everything, no matter what."

You can start the world's most successful business, seduce the hottest woman, wow her with your prowess in the bedroom, win the 100m sprint at the Olympics (even if you have no legs), invent the best inventions, make the greatest song ever, etcetera.

Alternately, "I wish I knew everything but the storyline to books and movies" would also be good. That way, you could know how to be the best at everything, know lottery numbers in advance, know the best way to start a business, know the right line to use on that woman, know the best way to make yourself happy, solve the world's problems etcetera.

reminds me of this video that is on college humor:

a penis as large as sunsnails.

1.- lifetime supply of hot pockets
2.- lifetime supply of sluts
3.- immune to fat and aids

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Originally posted by Palladium 3.- immune to fat and aids

Thats a good one.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

shit i have 2 more

citric acid noodz
and paperbag on my lap

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit shit i have 2 more citric acid noodz and paperbag on my lap

I think you will need palladiums third wish after having both those wishes :P

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

1. unlimited wishes



done.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose 1. unlimited wishes

everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes.

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colonelcrisp i bust my ass for the money i make ******** Oh so you are a male prostitute? That is such hard work taking dick? Now your ass can match your mouth.

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Originally posted by shuni everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes.

+1

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by shuni everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes.

oh yeah? too bad

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

i wish to see a picture of rose taking sunsails large penis in her anaus