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Originally posted by Sushipunk Except you prefer sausage to fish.

dammit!

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Originally posted by The17sss 2) Every single female comic on the planet.

haha, so fucking true. ive also never seen a female comic do anything other than gender jokes *yawns*

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Originally posted by DuBam plus 3! And just like the seventeeenss, I can't stand Larry The Cable Douche. Also, Izzard and Ferrell.

also larry the cable guy, i don't know what it is about white people priding themselves in their own stupidity but... yeah.

edit: and wanda sykes

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Originally posted by Sushipunk If you think that's what his comedy is like, then you're missing out. Please tell me that you're not basing that comment on Mr Bean? Rowan Atkinson's stand up comedy is fucking awesome, and extremely funny.

No, not basing it on his stand up... I'm basing it solely on Mr. Bean. That character pollutes everything else good that he does. Kinda like how Eddie Murphy doing "Norbit" caused him to lose out on the Academy Award for "Dreamgirls".

p.s.- thanks for mentioning Jimmy Fallon, Omega! That guy is awful.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN haha, so fucking true. ive also never seen a female comic do anything other than gender jokes *yawns*

I want to like them... I've tried to give them a chance... but they just can't make me force out a genuine laugh.

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Originally posted by The17sss No, not basing it on his stand up... I'm basing it solely on Mr. Bean.

You really shouldn't. I think Mr Bean is lame too. He's done some really REALLY funny stand up though.

Here's an old one

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LOL! I enjoyed that. Good stuff. However, Mr. Bean forces him onto the list.

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Originally posted by The17sss LOL! I enjoyed that. Good stuff. However, Mr. Bean forces him onto the list.

Yeah, I won't argue that one man.

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and carrot top, thank God that guy doesn't perform anymore. (i think)

fuck I hate Rowan Atkinson. I don't really like bland/dry/sarcastic/sophisticated humor, which is the kind of humor that British people like.

Also, Samantha Bee and Wyatt Cenac on the daily show. They're trying too hard.

I thought Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny on The Man Show.

True about the female comedians, but one of the best lulz I've ever got was when Lisa Lampanelli said to Kimmel..

"I once tried to tape your show, but my Tivo suggested I punch myself in the cvnt!"

And what did she say about Carrott Top..?

"I always thought they called you Carrott Top because of your red hair, but now I know it's because everyone wants to see you buried up to your forehead in dirt"

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oh shit, and dennis leary too. he tries so hard to be a cynical badass. fuckin douchebag

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Originally posted by DuBam And what did she say about Carrott Top.. "I always thought they called you Carrott Top because of your red hair, but now I know it's because everyone wants to see you buried up to your forehead in dirt"

That's priceless... because it's so factually on point.