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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit http://www.biblegateway.com/passage...B&version=31%3B 1Some time after this, Jesus crossed to the far shore of the Sea of Galilee (that is, the Sea of Tiberias), 2and a great crowd of people followed him because they saw the miraculous signs he had performed on the sick. 3Then Jesus went up on a mountainside and sat down with his disciples. 4The Jewish Passover Feast was near. 5When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, "Where shall we buy turntables for these people to rave?" 6He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do. 7Philip answered him, "Eight months' wages[a] would not buy enough DJ equipment for this rave!" 8Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, spoke up, 9"Here is a boy with 1 turntable and a Vestax mixer, but how can you expect to beatmatch with such this junk?" 10Jesus said, "Have the people stand over there." There was plenty of grass in that place, and the men were escorted, about five thousand of them. 11Jesus then took the turntable, placed a Micro de Govia record on it, and started the rave. Hours passed. Not a single beat was missed, not a single trainwreck. It was a great set. 12When they had all had enough of raving, he said to his disciples, "Look for the fans of the Minimal. Have them killed."

ok your posts are getting old. we get it. you're eccentric.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit http://www.biblegateway.com/passage...B&version=31%3B 1Some time after this, Jesus crossed to the far shore of the Sea of Galilee (that is, the Sea of Tiberias), 2and a great crowd of people followed him because they saw the miraculous signs he had performed on the sick. 3Then Jesus went up on a mountainside and sat down with his disciples. 4The Jewish Passover Feast was near. 5When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, "Where shall we buy turntables for these people to rave?" 6He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do. 7Philip answered him, "Eight months' wages[a] would not buy enough DJ equipment for this rave!" 8Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, spoke up, 9"Here is a boy with 1 turntable and a Vestax mixer, but how can you expect to beatmatch with such this junk?" 10Jesus said, "Have the people stand over there." There was plenty of grass in that place, and the men were escorted, about five thousand of them. 11Jesus then took the turntable, placed a Micro de Govia record on it, and started the rave. Hours passed. Not a single beat was missed, not a single trainwreck. It was a great set. 12When they had all had enough of raving, he said to his disciples, "Look for the fans of the Minimal. Have them killed."

LOL.

I don't think "have them killed" works very well, though. It should be something more like "Look for the fans of the Minimal, and preach to them the gospel of Trance."

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Originally posted by Rose God is a DJ.

I'm confused now.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit http://www.biblegateway.com/passage...B&version=31%3B 1Some time after this, Jesus crossed to the far shore of the Sea of Galilee (that is, the Sea of Tiberias), 2and a great crowd of people followed him because they saw the miraculous signs he had performed on the sick. 3Then Jesus went up on a mountainside and sat down with his disciples. 4The Jewish Passover Feast was near. 5When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, "Where shall we buy turntables for these people to rave?" 6He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do. 7Philip answered him, "Eight months' wages[a] would not buy enough DJ equipment for this rave!" 8Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, spoke up, 9"Here is a boy with 1 turntable and a Vestax mixer, but how can you expect to beatmatch with such this junk?" 10Jesus said, "Have the people stand over there." There was plenty of grass in that place, and the men were escorted, about five thousand of them. 11Jesus then took the turntable, placed a Micro de Govia record on it, and started the rave. Hours passed. Not a single beat was missed, not a single trainwreck. It was a great set. 12When they had all had enough of raving, he said to his disciples, "Look for the fans of the Minimal. Have them killed."

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Originally posted by Slylee ok your posts are getting old. we get it. you're eccentric.

Yes, because everyone far, far prefers your posts.

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Originally posted by Slylee ok your posts are getting old. we get it. you're eccentric.

lol that was actually funny you banal twit

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Originally posted by Mattsanity cause Im on the fence between learning how to DJ but DJ = secular music and it may not be praising god and Ive been thinkin about becoming a DJ but I was raised as a christian and the bible says do not love the world or anything in the world. if yall are christians, then let me know what's up.

Classical music is secular. Why not listen to it?

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Originally posted by Krypton Classical music is secular.

Depends on what you mean by "secular." Lots of classical music was either commissioned by churches or composed by people working at churches in some musical position.

This world needs more DJ's.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Yes, because everyone far, far prefers your posts.

But how else will we keep upto date with what her boyfriend is doing? They haven't even begun to invent a site where she could tell us what he was doing

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Originally posted by Ian They haven't even begun to invent a site where she could tell us what he was doing

http://twitter.com/ ?

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