Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I mix with my penis.....
hell yea i love to crossfade with my cock
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Originally posted by nchs09
I mix with my penis.....
don't cock up.
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Jun-10-2009 17:28
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by montana
don't cock up.
I'm gonna have to steal Jan's "bdum tish" line for this.
Jun-10-2009 17:57
jpgrdnr
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Halifax, Canada
well ok first I usually have a smoke to get all reved up so I'm VROOM! Let's go! Maybe a drink...tryin to cut back on the green, you know what I'm sayin? Then I pop open the MB and start up TraktorSyncKeyMatch and pick a choon any choon, put mega delay on it, whatever reverb so its all chill and epic and loop the beans outta it, so its all musical trance prog goodness. So I'm vibing on that and I figure I aint got no kick! so I'm thinking hmm I gotta put a kick in...oh right I'll just release the loop so pretty much the beat kicks in and its UMP UMP UMP with a little bit of melody...so I figure ok I'll just pick another choon that's like the first but more epic and hit that great SYNC button and tada! I fiddle bit with the knobs so the kicks sound decently awesome and put the fader on the biznatch up and let 'err ruuuuuuuun for it a bit , put my hands in the air/smoke a cig/drink whatevs and pull that other deliciously nasty fader down and put out the look of shlock and awe, like you knooow what I'm sayin? Werd. SO 'bout this time I'm sayin I need some girl going "whoooo" or singing something so I pick a choon wit dat and hit tha big SYNC button werd coz its in KEY ya dig, fiddle da knobs move that fader and !bing rocking! fer tricks I turn on the beat/bit masher noise thing and let it hang and people go huh? and then I bring it back all smooth and sexy like so plp be vibin' I do this till im drunk or passed out or someone tells me to step off it and play wit da ladies...
so how u mixin' yer gin and juice? yaaaa :P
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Jun-11-2009 01:23
mfitterer1
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Oregon
quote:
Originally posted by Zild
hell yea i love to crossfade with my cock
Registered: Jul 2007
Location: Melbourne, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by Zild
hell yea i love to crossfade with my cock
That reminds me of this add that used to be on tv over here. Can't remember exactly what the add was for but it showed this guy DJing and scratching with his nipples.
That reminds me of this add that used to be on tv over here. Can't remember exactly what the add was for but it showed this guy DJing and scratching with his nipples.
