still can believe people have babies to save relationships

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Originally posted by Theresa Hmmm, that seems late to me. I dunno, 20 weeks is 5 months... what if you were having an ectopic pregnancy? I thought for safety sake they would check...

They might do it earlier if you're having symptoms of ectopic pregnancy. I don't think it's routine, though.

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Originally posted by Theresa Which while that topic is up, WTF is up with these crazy ass bitches?! LOL!

What I've heard, from someone else, mind you, and not anything you'd be able to find on Google (I've tried and all I get is a stupid pop-psychology book and a presumably off-Broadway play) is that such a contrivance has something to do with what's called a Wendy Complex in which Wendy, our would-be mother, feigns pregnancy or becomes pregnant, in order to secure the affections of the no longer interested Peter Pan (Daddy!).

That said, I seem to remember that you're a pre-school teacher. I realize that the average age of first-time sexual congress gets younger but that's a bit ridiculous, don't you think?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker What I've heard, from someone else, mind you, and not anything you'd be able to find on Google (I've tried and all I get is a stupid pop-psychology book and a presumably off-Broadway play) is that such a contrivance has something to do with what's called a Wendy Complex in which Wendy, our would-be mother, feigns pregnancy or becomes pregnant, in order to secure the affections of the no longer interested Peter Pan (Daddy!). That said, I seem to remember that you're a pre-school teacher. I realize that the average age of first-time sexual congress gets younger but that's a bit ridiculous, don't you think?

No, I am not a pre-school teacher - would like to be one day. I am still going to school.

wow dude. hearing stuff like that makes me seriously fucking angry.

i hate her. i hope she dies.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee wow dude. hearing stuff like that makes me seriously fucking angry. i hate her. i hope she dies.

Yea, she is a bit of a c*nt.

Yesterday we were outside and this woman walked by with her dog in a stroller. On the front of the stroller it said "I am a seizure dog", and this bitch had the audacity to be like "stupid people putting their dogs in strollers. What the hell is the matter with you, it isn't a baby."

I immediately replied and said "that woman has seizures... the dog is in the carriage because she needs it with her at all times to alert her of when she is going to have an episode."

She just turned to me in the snarkiest tone said "it doesn't matter, people put their dogs in strollers even if they don't have seizures, and it's stupid.".

I agree with that, but don't make your c*nty comments in front of someone who has a medical condition. What an ignorant bitch.

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The dog knows when she's going to have a seizure? That's amazing.

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Originally posted by bas The dog knows when she's going to have a seizure? That's amazing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...eizuredogs.html

Yea, apparently the dog can sense it and then starts barking or something to try and alert the human who is going to have the seizure.

I dunno... I didn't make it up. LOL!

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Originally posted by Theresa http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...eizuredogs.html Yea, apparently the dog can sense it and then starts barking or something to try and alert the human who is going to have the seizure. I dunno... I didn't make it up. LOL!

That is fucking incredible! How?! How does that work?

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Originally posted by bas That is fucking incredible! How?! How does that work?

sixth sense

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Originally posted by bas That is fucking incredible! How?! How does that work?

the same way stu's birds can tell when its rape time.

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