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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Jul-02-2009 17:54
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
Start off easy...
1. Boy George - Do you really wanna hurt me
2. Move on to Madonna - Like a virgin
3. Show her you mean bidnis by poppin' NWA - That's the way we like to f....k
4. Get some excitement goin and drop Outhere Brothers - Like I wanna F.... You in the A...
5. Cap off festivities with Eminem - Superman - that should be a subtle hint that perhaps it's time to go...
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Jul-02-2009 17:55
Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Orbital - Quality Seconds
I would start of with some solar stone , then maybe put a donk on it , followed bysome tiesto and an entire episode of ASOT , followed by a wank because she fucked off long ago.
Originally posted by adi_hanson
I would start of with some solar stone , then maybe put a donk on it , followed bysome tiesto and an entire episode of ASOT , followed by a wank because she fucked off long ago.
