not usually, the echo gives it away.

i ate an entire bowl of cheerios once though.

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Originally posted by yukii how can u concentrate?!

It's all about reward and risk.

I usually start a pretty big fire around me. So if I fuck up and trip or something, I light my balls on fire. And nobody wants that.

i'm too impatient for bathroom breaks. i go in, do my business, and get out. no time for small talk.

i do have a friend however who conducts business meetings online while he is taking dumps, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

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Originally posted by lücid i do have a friend however who conducts business meetings online while he is taking dumps, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

I like to think about celebrities and famous people pooping... . because we're all human after all.

Totally. And when I I flush I say " this flush's for you, buddy"

edit- I sometimes even ask " how did you like that flush?" if they say " um, whatever" I end the convo right there.

no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Why does the faucet have to be running, Jamie? So no one hears your grunts?

I like to have some reading material available, too.

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Originally posted by Renzo Why does the faucet have to be running, Jamie? So no one hears your grunts?

lol no

i dunno i just need it on. patrick always makes fun of me. he'll stand outside the door and be like, "what are you doing babe? brushing your teeth?"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone