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Originally posted by Slylee what's a fleshlight

www.fleshlight.com

I'm sold rather I was sold,cops would never check the anus of a fleshlight.Those mofo's are 70 some dollars, for that you might as well get a canister of usable shaving cream that doubles as a stash spot.....that is if anyone would ever have anything to hide from the often steadfast eye of the eye.















Gotta stop smoking when the suns up

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Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

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Originally posted by Direct I was thinking about getting an ordinary flashlight and take the batteries out and fuck it instead. No? Yeah?

You must be vewy vewy ronery..

why don't you just fuck a pie instead