I tried the scrunch on the weekend, and it was truly awful.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I tried the scrunch on the weekend, and it was truly awful.

Yeah, but the question is, did you do it facing away from the toilet for true excitement?

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Originally posted by Domesticated I tried the scrunch on the weekend, and it was truly awful.

I was contemplating trying it this morning.

Then I came to my senses

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Originally posted by Zild I like to stand up and walk around and then lean over the shower and wipe with a wet rag.

my friends think im weird for having an ass rag always chillin in the tub.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, but the question is, did you do it facing away from the toilet for true excitement?

No.

See, the reason I face the toilet is because I'm a stander. Now, when you sit down (which I've tried), all you have to do is drop the paper in after you finish the wipe.

However, when you're standing, the chances that you will miss the toilet are markedly increased. As I'm sure you can appreciate, this is not a scenario I'm enthusiastic to experience. I don't want to 'shoot blind' with my paper drop by standing with by back to the pan. Thus, I face the pan, ensuring 100% accuracy with my drop.

However, to describe my disposal method as a 'drop' would be a misnomer. Rather, it's a forceful action, somewhat similar to that you might experience when throwing a particularly troublesome piece of paperwork into a typical office bin at your feet. It's more of a throw, really.

pkc sits when he pee's

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That makes perfect sense to me, Domesticated. But then again I am a stander, so I sympathize with your cause.

Sometimes I even have a beer while I drop the deuce. Because I don't know when I'm gonna die, so I plan on enjoying my shit to the fullest.

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Originally posted by jonSun pkc sits when he pee's

that's something to admire about pkc

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by jonSun pkc sits when he pee's

Hahaha. only when im hung over and the process of standing hurts too much

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