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Originally posted by The17sss

that's pretty fucking awesome.

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Originally posted by The17sss I was at the DMV waiting on getting my new drivers license last month. I had been a day earlier and waited 2 hours, only to be told when my number got called that I needed my social security card too; one lady told me when I walked in that I didn't need it, so I waited. So, I'm back the 2nd day and have to sit there among the dreggs of society for another 2 hours... a massive fat and stinky black lady to my left with a Tweety Bird tatoo on her arm and her fat leg touching mine, and a freaky looking Indian dude on my right with a cleft palate. Safe to say, my mood was not so good. So I started listening to the lady answering the phone making appointments for people... I thought, "WTF? I didn't know you could call the DMV and make an appointment and not wait!" So, as she repeated their names and appointment times back to them out loud, I was writing them down. They had to wait 3-4 weeks for those appointments. The next day, I called the DMV pretending to be some of those people and told them I wanted to cancel the scheduled appointments. I can only imagine the shit storm that took place in there when the real people came in expecting to go to the front of the line, and being told they were no longer on the schedule. Total dick move on my part... but someone had to pay!!

You should make a trip down there at the scheduled time and watch with popcorn!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN that's pretty fucking awesome.

You're one of the guys I assumed would appreciate something like that.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 You should make a trip down there at the scheduled time and watch with popcorn!

One of them is tomorrow at 3:30 pm actually. Not a bad idea. I should video tape it with my stealth camera and post it on youtube. lol

I once caused a girl to fail 7th grade by fucking with something that made up 50% of her total grade because she had been mean to me all year.

No one ever suspected it was me.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

When I was in elementry school i went out with this really cute girl we were like best friends and totally googly eyed over each other, playing footsie and holding hands and all the lovely little kid things you do... we were together for a year and then whe we got to middle school she said her favorite movie was MIB and I pulled a fucking super fade on her.

One day she was my girlfriend the next she didnt exist to me, and I never told her why or anything like that.

LMAO

she got so depressed and sad that she changed schools.


i dont feel totally bad cause she met the love of her life a year or two later and they got married and seem really happy so whatever, but still i feel bad for putting a kind girl like that through so much shit over something as stupid as her favorite movie.

She liked The Rock before that. FUCK YEA NERVE AGENTS FTW!

Growing up my dad used to be a real asshole to me all the time (I guess being drugged out of your mind + naturally short temper doesn't mix well) and he would get these jobs working for cash under the table as a painter, or driving 18-wheelers.


One time this guy called dad to schedule an interview with him, it was from a really well known trucking company and he had been low on cash. So when the guy called and asked to talk to my dad I said: "I'm supposed to tell you he's sleeping but really he's pouting in the basement because he doesn't have enough money for his next fix." The guy sounded shocked and asked if he should know anything else, because my dad seemed like such a good candidate at the first interview. I followed up with "Yeah, he's really good at making you see what he wants you to see. He'll be your best employee for a couple of months then he'll start skipping work, cussing you out because you gave him an order, and stealing from you." The guy thanked me and hung up. Dad never got that job.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

i crushed up super-strength laxatives into a mate's bottle of whiskey at a party because he had attacked me a few months earlier. he shat his pants and passed out in the toilet with his lower half naked.

oh, and how could i forget...tonight im going to pay someone a visit to pour corrosive liquid over something of theirs that is expensive and metal.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN oh, and how could i forget...tonight im going to pay someone a visit to pour corrosive liquid over something of theirs that is expensive and metal.

You found her!

Paint stripper.

Or, you could paint 'stripper'

Am I way off?

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Originally posted by Banora Growing up my dad used to be a real asshole to me all the time (I guess being drugged out of your mind + naturally short temper doesn't mix well) and he would get these jobs working for cash under the table as a painter, or driving 18-wheelers. One time this guy called dad to schedule an interview with him, it was from a really well known trucking company and he had been low on cash. So when the guy called and asked to talk to my dad I said: "I'm supposed to tell you he's sleeping but really he's pouting in the basement because he doesn't have enough money for his next fix." The guy sounded shocked and asked if he should know anything else, because my dad seemed like such a good candidate at the first interview. I followed up with "Yeah, he's really good at making you see what he wants you to see. He'll be your best employee for a couple of months then he'll start skipping work, cussing you out because you gave him an order, and stealing from you." The guy thanked me and hung up. Dad never got that job.

fuck, kid, you're evil!!

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear fuck, kid, you're evil!!

If you knew my dad you'd roll on the floor laughing. Fucker deserved it.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.