Pics or stfu

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Originally posted by bas Better hook up with her to be safe.

i concur

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Originally posted by Slylee trust me, she's gay. she's an MMA fighter...she's on spike tv sometimes and everything. she's all tatted up and VERY tomboyish. if i just saw her pass by me in the mall, i would take one look at her and think, "lesbian". lol the fact that my boyfriend and roommate mentioned it to me without me even saying anything should tell you a lot too. also, my boss is a lesbian and i talked with her about it and she thinks we're probably right and that it sounds like she might not fully know she is gay yet but she has a crush on me and she's mildly attracted to my roommate because he's very "pretty"

oh, well fuck if i were the dude i wouldn't even want to date her. something about being with a girl who has bigger muscles than me and can kick my ass just.. doesn't.. work. lol

so anyways what kind of response were you looking for in this thread anyway? i say if she's hot, see if patrick wants to try a threesome. seriously.

edit: and post pics of her, we need to decide if she's fuckable or not

I think you should just do what you do best in this situation, Jamie. Bone her so she goes away forever.

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Last edited by bas on Jul-27-2009 at 22:47

well i dont know if i should tell my roommate to just move on. he is still gonna try to talk with her and stuff and my bf and i think he's being retarded and he should stop contacting her.

and also cuz it's kind of funny and awkward. if you knew my roommate you would find this funnier. he's so feminine it's hilarious and he's a good looking guy but he can never keep a chick around cuz he acts like an inapropriate fag and just makes comments that he thinks are funny but they're more offensive than anything. and now it's like he really likes this girl and she's probably not even into guys

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Think about the story. You know, the story. You know how when someone is telling a story, they love to embellish to make it seem cooler or funnier or whatever. Well, you can directly influence the ending to your story. No lying would be necessary. When you tell this story to your friends years later, it will sound much better if at the end you say, "so then I fucked the bitch...MMA my ass...bitch couldn't last 30 minutes with me."

That's a story. That's a motherfucking story.

LOL true. sorry.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by bas I think you should just do what you do best in this situation, Jamie. Bone her so she goes away forever.

you clearly do not know what i'm best at if you think she will "go away" after i do her.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

we need pics

holy shit!

so my roomie just got home and told me a whole new story. so i guess she blew him off the rest of the weekend and so he's been texting her and reaching out to her and she isn't responding. he told me in one of his messages to her he was like, "i feel like you are more interested in jamie than me".

she hasn't written back or anything. he wanted to know if i've heard from her so he just told me all that now.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee you clearly do not know what i'm best at if you think she will "go away" after i do her.

Someone call Bobby...oh wait he's MIA. Gimme back my friend

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You've got a boyfriend.
You've got a roommate.
Your roomate's got a girlfriend.
Good.

Now,
Your roommate's girlfriend fancies you.
Most men like lesbians.
Your boyfriend would probably like a threesome if another female were involved.
Your roommate would probably like a threesome if another female were involved. (He blew it, never mind)

Do I really need to spell it out?

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actually it's really funny how at first my boyfriend was like, "yea man she's totally cool!" and now he's like, "yea whatever she's annoying". she doesn't really pay attention to him at all, it's all on me. she's a threat to him and i don't think he'll care if she never comes around again lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone