According to a few people I answer the phone when I'm sleeping

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

EXPELLIARMUS ALL OVER THIS THREAD

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I can't stand still even when I'm asleep, people tell me. My fiancée once got really mad because I pulled the blanket in the middle of the night. She then, in her own right, said something like "Hey, don't be selfish! Don't you think of me when you're sleeping?", to which I grunted something like "Of course not, sweetheart, I'm not thinking of anything when I'm sleeping, I'm barely even conscious!".

It's funny because I do remember she woke me up, but I didn't remember what happened until she complained during the breakfast

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Drool on my pillow and sporting boners.

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at after parties i tend to find myself asleep on someone's floor, couch, whatever. anyway, i guess i'm not completely out because supposedly i wake up and jump right into other people's conversations as if i was paying attention the entire time. i literally wake up answer questions or throw in my thought on the subject being discussed then promptly go back to sleep once i'm done talking. i remember nothing, although this doesn't happen normally just after going out when i'm not completely sound asleep...

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Amduscias Hmmm , nothing amazing I do sometimes feel like im about to fall and wake up in panic

http://www.failedsuccess.com/index....ep_hypnic_jerk/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

i lol'd

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Originally posted by denys envy i lol'd

I did, but when you have to hold down your dog while he has a grand mal seizure makes that scene all too familiar.

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Originally posted by iTranscendence I did, but when you have to hold down your dog while he has a grand mal seizure makes that scene all too familiar.

yeah but seizure is serious. dumb ass dreams that make him run into the wall are infinitely more hilarious

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Originally posted by iTranscendence I did, but when you have to hold down your dog while he has a grand mal seizure makes that scene all too familiar.

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My ex girlfriend told me she would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and I would be humping her, while I was asleep.

lulz.

Apparently I also used to sleepwalk a lot when I was young (6-10). Supposedly my mum found me sleepwalking in the kitchen once, pissing in the bin.