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I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Same here.

Those were really good man.

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My favorite is still the swerving to avoid a banana peel in the road. I've totally done that.

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Originally posted by denys envy I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I do this too. I actually put a Z and a dash before their name so that I won't ever have to even see their name when scrolling through my contacts alphabetically. It's an inside joke with my close friends if they do something to make me mad they say "are you going to Z dash me now?".

On top of that, your post has awesome flowing throughout it.

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My business cards work exceptionally well as tooth-picks.

I wish you had written those, because they were awesome.

Here's one I've always wondered: why do we take really hot showers when we want to get rid of sweat?

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this is really nice, the banana, the nintendo and the facebook ones were gold

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Originally posted by Domesticated I wish you had written those, because they were awesome. Here's one I've always wondered: why do we take really hot showers when we want to get rid of sweat?

because hot water eliminates odor-causing bacteria.

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Originally posted by denys envy because hot water eliminates odor-causing bacteria.

Yes, but it makes us sweat too.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Yes, but it makes us sweat too.

...maybe if you weren't such a big fat fatty you could handle it?

i dunno, what the fuck.

Why do some clothing manufacturers label their clothes as one size fits all, when a quick trip to any fast food restaurant clearly shows that it should be one size fits most.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

Maybe all those "skimpy" clothes we see on fat chicks are one-size fits all garments?

Do you also notice that fat girls tend to usually be with really skinny guys? Like the couple consumes the same amount of calories as a normal one, yet the balance of consumption is shifted?

my mind is blown son, all hail the lols of fat chicks in leggings.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.